Vinny Guadagnino Self as Self. Storyline Edit. Add content advisory. User reviews Be the first to review. Details Edit. Release date October 6, United States. Technical specs Edit. Runtime 43 minutes. Contribute to this page Suggest an edit or add missing content. Because, ya know, seniors have motorized scooter beach parties, like, all the time. Showing support even when it hurts Season 5, Episode 2 : When Vinny's mounting anxiety became so overwhelming that he debated leaving the house, Snooki encouraged him to do what's best for his own sanity and go home if that's what he needed.
True friends selflessly support each other no matter what. Vinny to the rescue Season 1, Episode 5 : It was the punch heard 'round the shore when a douchebag drunkenly socked sweet Snooks in the face.
While the other guidos fumed at the jerk outside, Vinny was the only guy brave enough to enter the ladies' room to tend to the shaken Nicole. Entering no man's land for your bud? That's real friendship right there. A thrilling day at the docks, a stripper prostitute bunny, and a stalker briefly threaten to make the show seem interesting again. I recently watched a three-hour movie about three Russian dudes walking through a forest talking about the meaning of life, and fellow viewers, that movie was a freaking Bourne sequel compared to this season of Jersey Shore.
Everyone went fishing, but no one caught any fish. The Situation talked for the five hundredth time about telling Jionni all about his hook-up with Snooki. The truth about their adulterous smush session has now been the main plot of two straight seasons of television, kind of like how the murder of Rosie Larsen will consume two seasons of The Killing.
Jersey Shore is essentially a single-person sitcom that has reached a point where no one is really single. J-Woww and Snooki have been domesticated; last night, their planned S. Meanwhile, Ron and Sam have either settled into pleasant domesticity or are heavily medicated on horse tranquilizers. Jersey Shore is essentially a drama that has forgotten that the best drama comes from small moments.
Last night, they went fishing at the dock, and J-Woww tried to order a cappuccino at the dock, and Vinny threw a crab on Uncle Situation at the dock, and Snooki and Deena almost drowned in one foot of water at the dock, and there were so many shenanigans at the dock that you could almost ignore the fact that everything about the dock was incredibly boring.
Later, Snooki put on a rabbit costume and pretended to be a stripper prostitute bunny named Lola. She Jersey Turnpiked Deena. In theory, this should have been awesome. Meredith visits purgatory! Izzy has brain-tumor ghost sex! The problem is that, TV dramas run the risk of crazypants overload, sacrificing good character intrigue for shenanigans.
Jersey Shore is essentially a successful musical artist who has no idea why they were successful, and is thus descending into vanity-project excess. But watching this season of Jersey Shore occasionally feels a bit like listening to M.
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